Welcome to the Unsolvable Era

Objects for the well-dressed habit. For people who have read the news and would still like something nice to hold.

For adults who know what they are doing

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01 / The arrangement

Howthe cultworks?

We are not many but we weigh a ton.This is not a job. This is not a work.This is not forever.This is a cult.

It is also, technically, a shop. We make objects for the rituals you already have and were not planning to discuss. You acquire one. You are now in a cult. Nothing else changes, which is most of the appeal.

Read the doctrine

The Meteorite box, frame 2 of 6: the lid lifting

The Meteorite box, frame 3 of 6: the lid coming off

The Meteorite box, frame 4 of 6: the lid set aside

The Meteorite box, frame 5 of 6: the ashtray inside

The Meteorite box, frame 6 of 6: the ashtray sitting on its box

Frame of the box opening

02 / Exhibit 01: the Meteorite

The Meteorite, unboxed

A box. Orange. Suspicious.
The lid goes. So does your afternoon.
An ashtray shaped like bad news from space.
It fell. We put it in a box. You are welcome.

The first object of the cult. It asks nothing of you and holds whatever is left.

Open the exhibit

03 / Selected works & exclusive items

Ritualistic objectsfor certified membersof the cult.

All the objects

04 / Initiation

The organizedagenda of acertified member.

There is no robe. There is no meeting. There is a card, and the quiet confidence of belonging to something that does not email you about quarterly goals.

Get certified