Questions

Don't letthem fool you!

Answers to what people ask, in the order they ask it. Where we do not know yet, we say so, which is more than most belief systems manage.

Frequently asked

Askanything.

Is this a real cult?

No. It is a shop with a point of view. Nobody will ask you to move to a farm.

Is this a real shop?

Yes. You choose an object, you pay, it arrives. Capitalism remains the one ritual everybody already knows.

What does the key open?

Not doors. This is printed on it, in capitals, and we still get the question.

What goes in the tube?

To be announced Until then: it is a tube, and it minds its own business.

Who is this for?

Adults who know what they are doing. If you are not sure whether that is you, it is not yet.

How do I pay?

At a checkout run by Shopify, which is secure, tested and immune to our sense of humour. To be announced Payment methods.

Do I have to believe in anything?

No. We don't believe either. It keeps the meetings short, and there are no meetings.

The small print

This part of the site is still being written. Every box below waits for a fact; none of it has been invented.

Where the objects travel, how long they take and what it costs. Time is a flat circle; couriers disagree.

To be announced

Changing your mind is the most human thing you can do. The terms for doing it are on their way.

To be announced

Somebody answers. We will tell you who as soon as they agree to it.

To be announced